cell phone doesn’t like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it’s basic science.
i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job
listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion
A couple nights ago I had a nightmare that involved having to shelter in place in a CVS it was very scary but as I was waiting for it to be safe to go outside again I noticed there was a product called something like “Men’s Overnight Moonscreen” and I picked it up and it said it was “SPF 4”
Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).
Allow me to demonstrate. I am not a visual artist, but I will attempt to communicate my point. If any actual visual artists would like to improve upon this, please feel free.
Well, I can’t sleep for SOME REASON, so here’s more.
i’m not even thinking about how gerard called it frank’s setlist like frank writing the setlist is such an established thing and how that makes so much sense because who better to decide what to give the fans than the biggest fan of them all. like it hasn’t even crossed my mind
